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Drew - Via Twitter
Im so envious of people who are constipated all the time. Not because they have trouble pooping but because their buttholes are clean.
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Drew - Via Twitter
If your tweets are always some prophetic, inspiring, thought provoking 1 liners then you are a f’n tool.
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#BonerTweet "@HeatherDawn9810: Life is hard."
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Membership really does have its privileges... @caduceuscellars @puscifer https://t.co/v9horLFrrj
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I really like the way this "Mr. Rogers" handles his business, what a great book. #MyHero https://t.co/6TNbjdksKr
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If some1 asks what ur favorite pizza is and u answer "sausage," just do the world a favor and go drown in a bathtub #WhatIToldWhitneyHouston
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I don’t want to say Im a huge disappointment to my parents...they say it enough to me and every other person they meet. #Family
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The next dog I get Im naming "Downward Facing." #YogaJoke #OrPornJoke #YourChoice
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If every1s twitter profile pic was actually them & not a stock photo hot chick then I shouldnt be seeing so many ugly people everywhere I go
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Alright enough philosophy. Who else wants 2 have sex with that guy from #DuckDynasty ? Not the humans, but that sexy green mallard. #DuckSex
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If my last "Bible Verse Tweet" seemed outdated, offensive, or just plain wrong; keep that in mind when selectively quoting that book urself.
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MY 1ST BIBLE VERSE TWEET! ENJOY! “I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent.” 1 Timothy 2:12
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Theres nothing wrong with occasionally digging around in ur butthole to see what u find, thats how Steven Spielberg came up with #TheGoonies
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Every new pair of shoes I get r my favorite, except 4 my last new pair, they were my least favorite. I have cramps. #InternationalWomensDay
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I really feel like, as a country, we just let sausage run wild. Seriously, sausage, enough is enough. #GetOutOfHereSausage #Gross
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Using my official #InternationalWomensDay quote in a sentence: "Im not in the mood Johnny!" "SHUT UP & get over here you cuckoo broad."
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In honor of #InternationalWomensDay I would like to formally re-introduce the most empowering phrase ever: "Get over here you cuckoo broad."
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Some1 once told me "I HATE U LOSER, U WILL NEVER AMOUNT 2 ANYTHING!" 2 which I replied SHUT UP MOM! THIS IS THE WORST 6TH BDAY PARTY EVER!
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Everytime I see this at the #gym I don’t know if I should use it to work on my triceps or juggle it in my mouth. https://t.co/du1HYWDC3o
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Perfect premise for Back To The Future 4 #MovieIdea @HeatherDawn9810:We live in a time where 15 year olds seem 20, and 20 year olds seem 10.
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